I hope you guys all tuned in for that compelling E:60 Andre Johnson bit last night. We have a superstar who is so boring that the centerpiece of a story that is actually supposed to be about him is the kid that he is godfathering. Classy classy player.â†µ
Oh, right, and some people got elected yesterday. None of it was too surprising. At least Houston resisted the urge to add more stoplight cameras. So that's something.
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New Orleans Hornets @ Houston Rockets - 7:30 PM, FSN - Trevor Ariza's chance to get revenge by taking eight contested twenty foot jumpers.
Milwaukee Bucks @ Boston Celtics - 7 PM, ESPN - Kevin Garnett, coming off an insensitive insult of Charlie Villanueva's skin condition, will now go to work on Brandon Jennings' haircut.
Los Angeles Lakers @ Sacramento Kings - 10:30 PM, ESPN - Your yearly chance to see Carl Landry play against a non-Rockets team. That means you can cheer for him guilt-free!
South Park: Mysterion Rises - 9 PM, Comedy Central - Captain Hindsight's return.
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Champions League: Milan vs. Real Madrid - 2:45 PM, FSC - By my count, Real Madrid has 6 players with one word names, so they should take care of business against the 2 of AC Milan.
Champions League: Shakhtar Donetsk vs. Arsenal - 7 PM FSC - I've come up with an even bigger Theo Walcott effigy. The Gareth Bale one didn't burn well yesterday.
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Toronto Maple Leafs @ Washington Capitals - 6 PM, NHL Network - All of my knowledge of hockey comes from Wayne Gretzky's 3D Hockey, so I'll be pulling for Mats Sundin to get a few goals here.
Modern Family - 8 PM, NBC - Wish this show had some more Al Bundy.