Albert Pujols Likes The Astros...?

Well, maybe he doesn't. I don't know. But I do know that he wants to play in Houston. Okay, that's also misleading.

But he would play in Houston. So take that Cardinals fans. There's some Oswalt redemption.

Cardinals beat writer recently tweeted that Pujols would accept a trade to four teams: the Dodgers, Marlins, Angels, and yoooooooooooour Hoooooooooooooouston Asssssssstrroooooooooooos. 

What would it take to obtain Pujols form our division rivals?

Let's start with Brett Wallace.

And Jordan Lyles. Add in Delino Deshields, Michael Bourn, Hunter Pence, $500 M and a preserved vintage Jeff Bagwell goatee and we've got a start. 

Lets also throw in Foltzy, Jay Austin, any warm body in our farm system that the Cards so desire. They may still turn up their noses, but reports say this trade resembles that of Drayton's request for Oswalt. So I guess it's fair. 

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