It Just Wasn't Supposed To Go Down Like That

Some things just don't look right. No matter how much you squint, tilt your head, or rub your eyes, some things just aren't meant to be.

I don't have stats to back me up. But I do have visual evidence.

Like when Hakeem Olajuwon went to the Raptors:

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Or Roger Clemens in an Astros uniform: 

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But, more recently, Lance Berkman returned to Kissimmee, FL to face the Astros. Not as a Yankee, not as a Rockie, no, not as any team that I could care less about. He's a Cardinal now. And it just doesn't look right. Awkward photo after the jump...

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"Hi. I'm Lance Berkman, and I'm as confused as you are."

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"But my swing is still beautiful."

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