Some things just don't look right. No matter how much you squint, tilt your head, or rub your eyes, some things just aren't meant to be.
I don't have stats to back me up. But I do have visual evidence.
Like when Hakeem Olajuwon went to the Raptors:
Or Roger Clemens in an Astros uniform:
But, more recently, Lance Berkman returned to Kissimmee, FL to face the Astros. Not as a Yankee, not as a Rockie, no, not as any team that I could care less about. He's a Cardinal now. And it just doesn't look right. Awkward photo after the jump...
"Hi. I'm Lance Berkman, and I'm as confused as you are."
"But my swing is still beautiful."