George Bush Has Absolutely Visited Astros Dot Com

In no way is he just reading off of a sheet.

The Astros lone celebrity fan is encouraging you to vote for your favorite Astros to start the All-Star game, which will be played in Arizona this year. So feel free to break common logic in selecting Astros to the game; the president has encouraged you to do so. Albert Pujols is having a down year, so clearly Brett Wallace should get his votes. Who is Joey Votto? I can't imagine a better second baseman than Bill Hall. Okay, maybe Brad Emaus

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You can't help but feel bad for the Astros marketing staff upon viewing this video. The Astros don't really have any actual All-Star candidates, especially since fans don't vote on the pitchers. Houston's All-Star would likely be Wandy Rodriguez if the selection came down right now, which would be nice since Rodriguez has yet to be selected, as he's a notorious second-half pitcher. 

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In the meantime, they'll have to encourage eyeball crowds of 8-10,000 to vote for Hunter Pence, as if it will matter. 

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