'How Many Altuves' Gets ESPN Recognition

This parody Twitter feed on How Many Altuves it takes to do this and that is beyond hilarious. Of course, Jose Altuve is the Houston Astros' second baseman who stands at only 5-feet 5-inches.

It's become so popular that ESPN's Major League Baseball insider Jayson Stark has taken a liking to it and recognized one of its tweets as a 'Tweet of the Week. So in case you were wondering how many cubic Altuves of water are in the Gulf of Mexico, no need to go any further than right here.

Here's a couple of my favorite tweets:

Read more about the Astros at The Crawfish Boxes.

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