PHOTO: Sooo...Lets Talk About Von Miller's Tattoo

New Denver Broncos and ex-Aggie linebacker Von Miller has managed to create a pretty interesting tattoo of...I don't really know what you can call it. Stereotypes? What would you call it, Von?

It's a watermelon slice, a chicken leg, a dollar sign, and a hater! Haha it's not finished doe.

I forgot about about the keyboard thugs.. Hahaha.. I love watermelon and chicken legs!! Hahahahaha so I can't love hort and poultry?? Haha

Behind the jump, said tattoo in all it's glory.

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What does this go to show you? That Von Miller is a goober. Many athletes get "tough" tattoos. Things that really make them seem hard or point to their troubled beginnings.

Then there's this thing. A slice of watermelon and a chicken leg. I don't even.

Enjoy your goofball, Denver. This could be the beginning of a beautiful canvas of wacky tattoos. As one of his Twitter followers suggested, the pitcher of grape soda should come next.

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