I've been tasked with an impossible role.
↵You see, I'm supposed to give you things to watch in this space. And I don't think you should watch anything. Too much of a chance you'll see a replay of the Q-Tip. So just do yourself a favor, and don't watch any sports on TV. Nurse the hangover you have at work, then get home and take the kids out for ice cream, do some housework, help your wife move the shelf she wants in the office. Just trust me, sports will be there tomorrow. You don't have to watch it today.
↵Now to fulfill my mandated duties:
↵Don't Watch This
Texas A&M @ Texas A&M Corpus Christi - 7 PM, ESPN3 - Alando Tucker just broke out into a sweat remembering TA&MCC.
Valparaiso @ Kansas - 7 PM, ESPN3 - Bryce Drew isn't walking through that door.
Don't Watch This Either
Memphis Grizzlies @ Orlando Magic - 6 PM, NBATV - That Drew Gooden-Mike Miller trade is still providing nothing for either team.
ESPECIALLY DON'T WATCH THIS
Philadelphia Eagles @ Washington Redskins - 7:30 PM, ESPN - Yes, time will be taken away from McNabbfest Mk.II to laugh at the Texans.
Mike & Molly - 8:30 PM, CBS - In this episode, much like every episode, your insecurities about being fat will be validated.
Mario Lopez: Saved By The Baby - 9 PM, VH1 - This is the TVGuide preview:
↵↵Mario takes Courtney to the racetrack with some friends when he's working for "Extra" there and hopes for a fun day, but it falls short of the mark.
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Sounds totally compelling, right? I wonder who bet on what!
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