I don't want to talk about El Tejans. It's simply become too frustrating.
↵But you know what caught my eye this morning? Morgan Ensberg's new mustache:
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That, mi amigos, is one helluva mustache. Just look at the form, the consistency. I bet Ensberg's 'stach could've knocked down that hail mary. Okay. I'm done. No more Texans references.
↵What's more impressive than Ensberg's mustache? Maybe the fact that he tweeted about his mustache thrice in the past three hours:
↵↵↵Good morning Mustaccio! I have a presentation this morning. Can't wait for the kids in the class to see the stac…
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↵↵Alright everyone! It's Movember time! How many of you have grown stache's? http://bit.ly/dfG4aP
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↵Mustaccio update! Another week...more red mustache hair.
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