"Well McGarnigle, Billy is dead. They slit his throat. From ear to ear."
"Hey! I'm trying to eat here."
Season 8
-Houston Rockets @ Dallas Mavericks -- NBA TV/Fox Sports Houston, 7:30 PM -- Winning streak? What is that?
-La Liga: Barcelona vs. Real Madrid -- ESPN3.com, 1:55 PM -- Hmm. I'm guessing this might be what they call "top flight."
Season 3
-College Basketball -- Virginia Cavaliers vs. Minnesota Golden Gophers -- ESPN2, 5:00 PM -- How bad does Tubby Smith still wish he was at Kentucky right now?
Season 20
-San Francisco 49ers @ Arizona Cardinals -- ESPN, 7:30 PM -- Just don't bother. there are college games that have more intrigue.
-College Basketball: St. Peter's vs. Seton Hall Pirates -- ESPN3.com, 6 PM -- Well, except this one. Maybe.
-Dallas Stars @ Carolina Hurricanes -- Versus, 6:30 PM -- I know Dallas has the only NHL team in the state, but I can't, in good conscience, pull for Dallas in anything.