I hope you guys all tuned in for that compelling E:60 Andre Johnson bit last night. We have a superstar who is so boring that the centerpiece of a story that is actually supposed to be about him is the kid that he is godfathering. Classy classy player.
↵Oh, right, and some people got elected yesterday. None of it was too surprising. At least Houston resisted the urge to add more stoplight cameras. So that's something.
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New Orleans Hornets @ Houston Rockets - 7:30 PM, FSN - Trevor Ariza's chance to get revenge by taking eight contested twenty foot jumpers.
Milwaukee Bucks @ Boston Celtics - 7 PM, ESPN - Kevin Garnett, coming off an insensitive insult of Charlie Villanueva's skin condition, will now go to work on Brandon Jennings' haircut.
Los Angeles Lakers @ Sacramento Kings - 10:30 PM, ESPN - Your yearly chance to see Carl Landry play against a non-Rockets team. That means you can cheer for him guilt-free!
South Park: Mysterion Rises - 9 PM, Comedy Central - Captain Hindsight's return.
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Champions League: Milan vs. Real Madrid - 2:45 PM, FSC - By my count, Real Madrid has 6 players with one word names, so they should take care of business against the 2 of AC Milan.
Champions League: Shakhtar Donetsk vs. Arsenal - 7 PM FSC - I've come up with an even bigger Theo Walcott effigy. The Gareth Bale one didn't burn well yesterday.
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Toronto Maple Leafs @ Washington Capitals - 6 PM, NHL Network - All of my knowledge of hockey comes from Wayne Gretzky's 3D Hockey, so I'll be pulling for Mats Sundin to get a few goals here.
Modern Family - 8 PM, NBC - Wish this show had some more Al Bundy.