It turns out I probably should've just directed you to LOGO yesterday, since they were showing a Daria marathon.â†µ
Anyway, on with it:â†µ
"JAKE MORGENDORFFER CONSULTING! DO YOU NEED TO BE CONSULTED?"
College Football: Central Florida @ Houston: 7 PM, ESPN 2 -- Can the Coogs overcome their problems with highly ranked defenses and catapult themselves into the drivers seat in CUSA? To be honest, you should probably just be at this game. It's a slow night everywhere else.
Chicago Bulls @ Boston Celtics: 7 PM, ESPN -- I guess it's probably too much to ask for Kevin Garnett to get decked by Joakim Noah, right? How about Taj Gibson? Anybody?
"I'm always late. That's why I don't wear a watch. They depress me."
College Football: Western Michigan @ Central Michigan: 5 PM, ESPNU -- Eastern Michigan has decided to tag team with Western Michigan, and is ready to sub in for them at a moment's notice. Sadly, the only Michigan school that Central Michigan could find to tag in for them was The Art Institute Of Michigan.
Los Angeles Clippers @ Denver Nuggets: 9:30 PM, ESPN -- Rumor has it these teams will battle for the rights to Andre Miller's legacy.
Boston Bruins @ Washington Capitals: 6 PM, NHL Network - When they started talking about Tim Thomas a few years ago, I got confused and thought they meant the basketball player out of Villanova.
"I just have low esteem for everyone else."
Outrageous Food: 9:00 PM, Food Network -- Rumor has it that a 6 foot burrito will be involved. I mean, that's gotta count for something right?