clock menu more-arrow no yes mobile

Filed under:

What's On Television Today: December 20th, 2010

Gary Kubiak is to the Houston Texans what I was to Battletoads when I was nine. I could make it through the first few levels pretty easy. But this thing? Helllll no. So, does anyone know someone who can actually beat this level? Give Bob McNair a jingle.

Houston Rockets @ Golden State Warriors -- 9:30 PM, Fox Sports Houston -- Call this unfair if you must, but I feel like the Rockets have spent the entire year playing the Warriors and Thunder twice every four games.
Chicago Bears @ Minnesota Vikings -- 7:30 PM, ESPN -- Live from the freezing tundra of not-Lambeau Field. If Minnesota had Tarvaris Jackson I'd say they might have a chance of pulling the upset on the Bears, but instead they are starting Joe Webb. Good luck with that.
Manchester City vs. Everton -- 2 PM, ESPN2 -- Always good to be able to watch Tim Howard play goalie in years that don't have a World Cup.

Dallas Mavericks @ Miami Heat -- 6:30 PM, NBA TV -- Is this the one matchup I'll cheer for Miami in? Well, there might be a few, but this is one of them.
NCAA Basketball -- Morgan St. Bears vs. Syracuse Orange -- 6 PM, -- Syracuse, in a stunning show of sportsmanship, will just run it's offense straight out of the layup line.

Anaheim Mighty Ducks @ Boston Bruins -- Look, I'm sorry (inexplicably still playing) Teemu Selanne, but you guys have to do better than two games over .500 before you get to call yourselves mighty. 

Images by eflon used in background images under a Creative Commons license. Thank you.