Gary Kubiak is to the Houston Texans what I was to Battletoads when I was nine. I could make it through the first few levels pretty easy. But this thing? Helllll no. So, does anyone know someone who can actually beat this level? Give Bob McNair a jingle.
Houston Rockets @ Golden State Warriors -- 9:30 PM, Fox Sports Houston -- Call this unfair if you must, but I feel like the Rockets have spent the entire year playing the Warriors and Thunder twice every four games.
Chicago Bears @ Minnesota Vikings -- 7:30 PM, ESPN -- Live from the freezing tundra of not-Lambeau Field. If Minnesota had Tarvaris Jackson I'd say they might have a chance of pulling the upset on the Bears, but instead they are starting Joe Webb. Good luck with that.
Manchester City vs. Everton -- 2 PM, ESPN2 -- Always good to be able to watch Tim Howard play goalie in years that don't have a World Cup.
Dallas Mavericks @ Miami Heat -- 6:30 PM, NBA TV -- Is this the one matchup I'll cheer for Miami in? Well, there might be a few, but this is one of them.
NCAA Basketball -- Morgan St. Bears vs. Syracuse Orange -- 6 PM, ESPN3.com -- Syracuse, in a stunning show of sportsmanship, will just run it's offense straight out of the layup line.
Anaheim Mighty Ducks @ Boston Bruins -- Look, I'm sorry (inexplicably still playing) Teemu Selanne, but you guys have to do better than two games over .500 before you get to call yourselves mighty.