Christmas Eve's...Eve kicks off with a bad game of football featuring one good team, a bowl game that features none, and a Thursday night slate of NBA games that, shockingly, involves the Miami Heat.
Oh, and I hear it's a good day to travel. I expect those mobile traffic numbers to be way up today, ladies and germs!
Carolina Panthers @ Pittsburgh Steelers -- NFL Network, 7:20 PM -- The Steelers can probably clinch something if they win, so they'll probably clinch something tonight. I'd tell you, but as a Texans fan, I don't have to know anything about the playoffs.
Poinsettia Bowl -- Navy Midshipmen vs. San Diego St. Aztecs -- ESPN, 7 PM -- Man this is a really cool matchup that I can't wait to diss---OH GOD ITS CRAIG JAMES RUN RUN RUN CHANGE THE CHANNEL
San Antonio Spurs @ Orlando Magic -- TNT, 7 PM -- This is the game where Gilbert Arenas finally finds himself! Just channeling a desperate Magic fan I'm friends with, that won't actually happen.
Good homemade food
Miami Heat @ Phoenix Suns -- TNT, 9:30 PM -- LeBron, Wade, Bosh, Nash...Gortat?
Pittsburgh Penguins @ Washington Capitals -- NHL Network, 6 PM -- All Sidney Crosby and no Alex Ovechkin make Rivers something something.
College Basketball -- Georgetown Hoyas vs. Memphis Tigers -- ESPN2, 7 PM -- Is Memphis for really realz this year? Find out as they take on the team that always chokes in the tournament, but is pretty good before that!