Christmas Eve's...Eve kicks off with a bad game of football featuring one good team, a bowl game that features none, and a Thursday night slate of NBA games that, shockingly, involves the Miami Heat.
Oh, and I hear it's a good day to travel. I expect those mobile traffic numbers to be way up today, ladies and germs!
Carolina Panthers @ Pittsburgh Steelers -- NFL Network, 7:20 PM -- The Steelers can probably clinch something if they win, so they'll probably clinch something tonight. I'd tell you, but as a Texans fan, I don't have to know anything about the playoffs.
Poinsettia Bowl -- Navy Midshipmen vs. San Diego St. Aztecs -- ESPN, 7 PM -- Man this is a really cool matchup that I can't wait to diss---OH GOD ITS CRAIG JAMES RUN RUN RUN CHANGE THE CHANNEL
San Antonio Spurs @ Orlando Magic -- TNT, 7 PM -- This is the game where Gilbert Arenas finally finds himself! Just channeling a desperate Magic fan I'm friends with, that won't actually happen.
Good homemade food
Miami Heat @ Phoenix Suns -- TNT, 9:30 PM -- LeBron, Wade, Bosh, Nash...Gortat?
Pittsburgh Penguins @ Washington Capitals -- NHL Network, 6 PM -- All Sidney Crosby and no Alex Ovechkin make Rivers something something.
College Basketball -- Georgetown Hoyas vs. Memphis Tigers -- ESPN2, 7 PM -- Is Memphis for really realz this year? Find out as they take on the team that always chokes in the tournament, but is pretty good before that!
Uncle Tim cooking up frozen food and saying he did his part
College Basketball -- Belmont Bruins vs. Cincinnati Bearcats -- ESPN360, 6:30 PM -- This one has #2 vs #15 written all over it.