Tonight you'll give a gift to your parent, child, or significant other that will change their lives for the rest of eternity.
But if you don't, at least you can always sulk in front of the TV. I hear there's going to be a bowl game and everything! And uh...well, that's pretty much it really. Much better to stick to drinking if you want to get away from your family this year.
Nintendo 64!!!!!!
Hawaii Bowl -- Hawaii Warriors vs. Tulsa Golden Hurricane -- 7 PM, ESPN -- They don't still have Timmy Chang, do they? I think he and Scott Padgett have been playing college sports for the last eleven years.
The Megazord!!!
College Basketball -- Cancun Governor's Cup Final -- Colorado St. Rams vs. Southern Miss. Golden Eagles -- 8 PM, ESPN2 -- Your chance to watch a real CUSA power go to work as Southern Miss tries to run it's record to 10-1.
Oh, a Starbucks gift card. Thanks.
College Basketball -- Cancun Governor's Cup Third Place Game -- Mississippi Rebels vs. Saint Louis Billikens -- 6 PM, ESPN2 -- Your chance to watch the St. Louis Billikens...for some reason.