Reader, do you like football?
Do you like nachos?
Well, why don't you come over and watch the game, and we'll have nachos? And then, some beer.
He said it was for the good of the nation!
Miami Heat @ Houston Rockets -- 7:30 PM, Fox Sports Houston -- I'm guessing this game might be sold out.
Texas Bowl: Baylor Bears vs. Illinois Fighting Illini -- 5 PM, ESPN -- You can go to this game and everything! Robert Griffin III begins his ascent in John McClain's NFL Draft heart tonight at Reliant Stadium.
Alamo Bowl: Arizona Wildcats vs. Oklahoma St. Cowboys -- 8:30 PM, ESPN -- Mike Gundy, Mike Stoops, get together and talk about who hates being in Bob Stoops shadow more.
Disco Stu likes disco music
Military Bowl: East Carolina Pirates vs. Maryland Terrapins -- 1:30 PM, ESPN -- You know it's a good program when they fire the coach and still make a bowl game.
Chelsea vs. Bolton Wanderers -- 1:45 PM, Fox Soccer Channel -- #5 and #6 fight to try and catch Tottenham for the #4 slot and that Champions League birth.
College Basketball: LSU Tigers @ Rice Owls -- 7 PM, CBS College Sports -- One of your few chances to catch Kazemi and company on TV. I know it's a busy sports day, but it's worth your time.
My taxes paid for that horn!
Utah Jazz at Los Angeles Clippers -- 9:30 PM, NBA TV -- Finally, Blake Griffin can dunk on a team that deserves it.