Whether you're a soccer guy (or gal) or not, there's nothing more distinctly American than irrationally ripping on our lame Dad, England. The US Men's National Team opens World Cup play at 1:30 facing the limeyest of national squads, the Brits. Get your heart filled with hate and show those blokes who's boss:
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WARNING: Contains language that some may deem offensive.
↵(H/T: Adam Jacobi)