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Choice Of Mascots Proves England's Undying Support Of Tyranny

Do you hate being able to sleep comfortably through the night? Good, me too. If you don't hate England enough already today, you may need to take a gander at the mascots they selected for the forthcoming 2012 London Olympic Games. May God have mercy on your soul:

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Allegedly their names are 'Wenlock' and 'Mandeville', which may or may not have been villains from the Harry Potter series. I prefer to call them by their proper names, 'Night Terror' and 'The Human Centipede 2'.

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The British must be held responsible for their crimes against basic human decency.

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