Want To Aid A Charitable Cause? Go Cruising With Steve Slaton

Texans RB Steve Slaton has an appealing way to help charity, although it's a little expensive. But who cares, right? Let's go cruising!

(Cue Iggy Pop's "Lust For Life." Helicopter cameras scan over lavish cruise ship in a circular pattern. And don't forget: open bar, bros.)

Help out Steve, dear readers. Just go on the damn cruise.