Somebody broke into Houston Dynamo defender Mike Chabala's car recently. We don't know who it was or what they wanted. What we do know, however, is that Chabala isn't going to take this lightly.
↵↵↵I'd like to intoduce you to the guy that will be in jail after police track plates for breaking into my car.
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Whoever you are, random stranger -- know that you are being pursued by a relentless Houston Dynamo defender. Yes, not just any defender, but a defender of justice. He will not stop at anything to discover who you are, what you tried to steal or stole and where your car is so that he can return the favor.
↵Better yet, watch this clip to see what you're in for.
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Prepare to be Chabala'd. There's sure to be some Chabalomination on the horizon. Okay, I'm finished now.