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Arian Foster Live Chats, Answers Every Asker By Name, Refuses To Feel Girly

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Earlier today Texans running back Arian Foster livechatted on the mothership with some pretty hilarious results. He showed off his quick wit and dropped some wisdom while addressing just about every question by the askers name:  My three favorite lines are as follows:

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BILLY WYNN - FRIENDSWOOD, TX, US: WHAT IS YOUR BEST PLAYING WEIGHT? WHAT IS YOUR TIME IN 40?

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Arian Foster (12:12:16 PM): Well, Billy in all caps, my best playing weight would be anywhere from 223-225. And with my new training regimen, I could break a 4.4.

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Maximilian Charles - Green Bay, WI, US: Can you please grow dreds? now that dunta left there is no one on the team with dredlocks. I need someone with dreads to root for on the Texans

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Arian Foster (12:18:40 PM): Maximillian, I planned on growing dreads at the end of last year. That's why I had braids. But I found that hair has too much maintenance for me, and I felt female-ish at times. So ex-nay on the eads-dray (Pig Latin; excuse the grammar).

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Robert Erhart - Deer Park, TX, US: Can you bring it can you carry the rock for 19 games?

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Arian Foster (12:37:13 PM): My plan, Mr. Erhart, is to have you excited in Deer Park, Texas, every Sunday. If you're not, I have failed.

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Boy, you're really setting your sights high if you hope to have someone excited in Deer Park. I recommend reading the whole transcript; Foster comes off as a really funny guy.

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