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Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, Oprah Book Club, iPhone 4: What's on Television Sunday, July 11

Search Engine Optimization is an amazing thing. Essentially SEO, as the hip web cats call it, is a venerable mix of taking search tags/terms/keywords relevant to the subject of one's website and utilizing those phrases in hidden code throughout the site in order to draw web traffic in your direction. It's essentially it's a completely superficial way to inorganically organically generate where you show up in Google/Y! search results. While a lot of it is just basic familiarity with choosing the right verbage to entice the search bots coupled with a lot of common sense, there are consultants out there commanding high five figure salaries for their SEO wizardry. What a world we live in.

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To assist and provide you, the loyal SBN Houston readership, an easy template for cutting corners and getting the very kind of traffic your WordPress blog about cute kittens (and combating covert shadow socialism in modern politics) so deserves, I strongly encourage coyly working in the following to both your next piece and source code:

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Octopus Paul, Jennifer Anniston, World Cup Final, La La Vazquez, Carmelo Anthony, Mickey Spillane, Barefood Bandit, LeBron James, Sarah Palin.

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We'll consider this one a freebie. Oh, and while you're at it, you may as well include the following too, you know, just for good measure:

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Cycling

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6:30 a.m., Versus - Tour de France, Stage 8.

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World Cup Final

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1:30, ABC - Spain vs. Netherlands.

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Major Leauge Baseball

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12:00, TBS - Braves at Mets.
1:05, Fox Sports Houston - Cardinals at Astros.
7:00, ESPN - Cubs at Dodgers.

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Golf

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2:00, CBS - Final round of the John Deere Classic.

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