Didya hear the news, kid? TV's "Mad Men" is back tonight on the ol' trusty American Movies Channel, tonight at four quarters past 8!â†µ
If ya haven't been told, that show is the bee's knees! It's about a scallywag named Donny Madmen who goes around pitching spots and sweeping dolls right off their fair feets. Most TV programmes today air serials with the Jitterbug in mind, but ol' "Mad Men" will getcha doing the Charleston before yaknowit!â†µ
So grab ya London Fog and ya vibratin' weight loss belt, kiddo! We've got pitches to make -- and how!â†µ
Tour de Franceâ†µ
6:30 a.m., Versus - Final Stage, Longjumeau, France to Paris, France (replays at noon on CBS).â†µ
Major Leauge Baseballâ†µ
12:30, TBS - Rockies at Phillies.â†µ
1:05, FSHouston - Reds at Astros.
7:00, ESPN - Cardinals at Cubs.
12:00, ESPN - Brickyard 400.â†µ