Saturday. SATURDAY. SATURDAY!â†µ
The biggest major league talent sale of the year is HERE! This Saturday, all morning until 2 PM CDT, everything! everything! EVERYTHING MUST GO!â†µ
Brett Myerses? Just sixty nine dollars. Wandy Rodriguezes? JUST NINENTY NINE DOLLARS!â†µ
It's the Astros Liquidation Super Sale. LIQUIDATION SUPER SALE! *EXPLOSION*â†µ
The federal government's bailing out businesses, and this hometown team IS PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOU!â†µ
Saturday. SATURDAY. SATURDAY! Be there! And if you're not there, you better be in jail. And if you're in jail, you better break out.â†µ
10:00, MLB Network - Trade Deadline Special.
3:00, Fox - Braves at Reds.
6:00, FSHouston - Brewers at Astros.
7:30, KHOU2 - New York Red Bulls at Houston Dynamo.
8:00, PPV - Juan Manuel Marquez vs. Juan Diaz II, Live from Las Vegas.
12:00, Golf Channel, 2:00 CBS - Round 3 of the Greenbrier Classic.