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*LIQUIDATION SUPER SALE SPECIAL: What's On Television Saturday, July 31

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Saturday. SATURDAY. SATURDAY!

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The biggest major league talent sale of the year is HERE!  This Saturday, all morning until 2 PM CDT, everything! everything! EVERYTHING MUST GO!

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Brett Myerses? Just sixty nine dollars. Wandy Rodriguezes? JUST NINENTY NINE DOLLARS!

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It's the Astros Liquidation Super Sale. LIQUIDATION SUPER SALE! *EXPLOSION*

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The federal government's bailing out businesses, and this hometown team IS PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOU!

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Saturday. SATURDAY. SATURDAY! Be there! And if you're not there, you better be in jail. And if you're in jail, you better break out.

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*EXPLOSION*

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Baseball
10:00, MLB Network - Trade Deadline Special.
3:00, Fox - Braves at Reds.
6:00, FSHouston - Brewers at Astros.

Soccer
7:30, KHOU2 - New York Red Bulls at Houston Dynamo.

Boxing
8:00, PPV - Juan Manuel Marquez vs. Juan Diaz II, Live from Las Vegas.

Golf
12:00, Golf Channel, 2:00 CBS - Round 3 of the Greenbrier Classic.

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