Saturday. SATURDAY. SATURDAY!
↵The biggest major league talent sale of the year is HERE! This Saturday, all morning until 2 PM CDT, everything! everything! EVERYTHING MUST GO!
↵Brett Myerses? Just sixty nine dollars. Wandy Rodriguezes? JUST NINENTY NINE DOLLARS!
↵It's the Astros Liquidation Super Sale. LIQUIDATION SUPER SALE! *EXPLOSION*
↵The federal government's bailing out businesses, and this hometown team IS PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOU!
↵Saturday. SATURDAY. SATURDAY! Be there! And if you're not there, you better be in jail. And if you're in jail, you better break out.
↵*EXPLOSION*
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Baseball
10:00, MLB Network - Trade Deadline Special.
3:00, Fox - Braves at Reds.
6:00, FSHouston - Brewers at Astros.
Soccer
7:30, KHOU2 - New York Red Bulls at Houston Dynamo.
Boxing
8:00, PPV - Juan Manuel Marquez vs. Juan Diaz II, Live from Las Vegas.
Golf
12:00, Golf Channel, 2:00 CBS - Round 3 of the Greenbrier Classic.
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