The Astros are excited for the upcoming weekend for two reasons:
↵1. We get to play the Pirates.
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↵2. They get to start off the weekend with the "Astros Wives Gala".
↵This auction is nothing short of a great excuse to see beautiful women at their best. However, after looking through some of the Gala's pictures, it appears as though we have a celebrity on the team.
↵Without further adieu...Tim Byrdak? Or Steve Carell with a short haircut? Either way, they both probably throw the same speed.
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