Noted Texans fan and sports philosopher The Onion has put out its very own take on the Texans new tailback. As you can imagine, it'll draw a few chuckles:â†µ
-Really great at having players ahead of him on the depth chart fuck up.â†µ
-Limited to 231 yards against Colts.â†µ
There are others, I'll let you peruse them on your own time. At least some national media gave the Texans a feature, even if it was a website that lampoons everybody.â†µ
Sadly, nothing involving the Pterodactyl.