Noted Texans fan and sports philosopher The Onion has put out its very own take on the Texans new tailback. As you can imagine, it'll draw a few chuckles:
↵↵↵STRONGSIDE:
↵-Really great at having players ahead of him on the depth chart fuck up.
↵WEAKSIDE:
↵-Limited to 231 yards against Colts.
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There are others, I'll let you peruse them on your own time. At least some national media gave the Texans a feature, even if it was a website that lampoons everybody.
↵Sadly, nothing involving the Pterodactyl.