Attention, fellow scum of the earth. There be great news from beyond. The Tony Dungy, a majestic and righteous football overlord, has cast His hand upon our beloved Houston Texans. Alas, it is not a lie. Feast your eyes:â†µ
So it was considerably amusing this week to hear former Indianapolis coach and current NBC analyst Tony Dungy, who presided over 13 of those Colts wins over Houston, say he's now on the Texans' bandwagon.â†µ
"I've been (impressed) for a couple of years now," Dungy said. "They've put together some good drafts. They have some talented players. I love Gary Kubiak as a coach, and I think they've got a great offensive system in place."â†µ
Rejoice, varmints! The Tony Dungy believes in our Texans. The Tony Dungy shall make no false claims and is forever correct in judgment. The Tony Dungy is all that is good, righteous and mentor-ish.â†µ
I mean, he saved Michael Vick, right?