I think there's some sort of championship on tonight between two undefeated teams. On the other hand, most championship games actually involve teams that have made it through a set of playoffs. That didn't happen here, so I'm confused as to what you'd call this.
History Of The World Pt. I
BCS National Championship: Oregon Ducks vs. Auburn Tigers -- 7 PM, ESPN -- Guess who will be watching to see if Stephen Paea can satiate his nose tackle lust? Yep.
EDIT: Nobody reads these anyway, so I don't feel too bad, but Stephen Paea is a Beaver and I am an idiot.
Houston Rockets @ Boston Celtics -- 6:30 PM, NBA TV -- The Rockets will face their doppelgangers -- the team that has the best defense in the NBA.
Spaceballs
College Basketball: Notre Dame Fighting Irish vs. Marquette Golden Eagles -- 6 PM, ESPN -- I know what you're thinking, but no, Luke Harangody is finally in the NBA.
Young Frankenstein
Boston Bruins @ Pittsburgh Penguins -- 6:30 PM, Versus -- The thing I like about Tim Thomas is that he's exactly the opposite of the NBA's Tim Thomas.