I know sometimes I seem a little overdramatic about how little there is on, but OH MY GOD WE'VE ENTERED A DEAD ZONE FOR SPORTS! I HOPE YOU LIKE COLLEGE BASKETBALL! PEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BROOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
-Dallas Mavericks @ Chicago Bulls -- 7 PM, TNT -- Is Dallas getting their legs back now that Dirk Nowitzki is back in the lineup? Could Derrick Rose be any more polarizing to Kelly Dwyer? Lets find out!
-Los Angeles Clippers @ Portland Trail Blazers -- 9:30 PM, TNT -- The Blake Griffin Dunk Alert Level has been set to red tonight.
-Pittsburgh Penguins @ New Jersey Devils -- 6 PM, NHL Network -- Worst team in hockey? Check. One of the best teams in the NHL with one of it's most marketable stars? Check. Well, you kids have fun out there.
-Australian Open -- 10 PM, ESPN2 (Others available on ESPN3.com) -- Or you can probably turn it on right as this post goes up and see another five set match. That's been the rule.
-Virginia Tech Hokies @ Maryland Terrapins -- 8 PM, ESPN2 -- Dino Gregory is definitely the best basketball Dino we've had since Radja.
-Arizona Wildcats @ Washington Huskies -- 9:30 PM, Fox Sports Houston -- The class of the Pac-10, and your scouting task is to see if Derrick Williams can foul out just as quickly as Jordan Hill does.
-South Florida Bulls @ Rutgers Scarlet Knights -- 6 PM, ESPN2 -- Okay, so neither of these teams are going to the real tourney. It's still a fun chance to try and pronounce Jawanza Poland.
-Indiana Hoosiers @ Wisconsin Badgers -- 8 PM, ESPN -- Indiana's chances in this game hedge on finding a way to have Kirk Haston declared eligible.
-Gonzaga Bulldogs @ Santa Clara Broncos -- 8 PM, ESPNU -- Awful Bermanism: Robert Sacre = Robert "nothing is" Sacre.
-Virginia Mllitary Keydets @ Liberty Flames -- 6 PM, ESPN3.com -- Dude, you can't put the military up against liberty. That is NOT cool.
- Troy Trojans @ Middle Tenn. St. Blue Raiders -- 7 PM, ESPN3.com -- Sure, Troy is 4-13, but they're on a two game-winning streak! Watch out, Blue Raiders!
-Sacred Heart Pioneers @ Mount St. Mary's, Md. Mountaineers -- 6 PM, ESPN3.com -- The real little sisters of the poor.
-Tennessee Tech Golden Eagles @ Austin Peay Governors -- 6 PM, ESPNU -- How many Golden Eagles are there? What is a Golden Eagle, anyway?
-Florida Gators @ Auburn Tigers -- 6 PM, ESPN -- ESPN apparently thought this was a football game.