"What does the future hold for us? Heh. Let's just say we have a few ideas up our sleeve".
"Like what?"
"Um, I'd rather not get into it right now."
"Why not?"
"All right, we don't have any ideas for the future. We got nothing. Happy?"
"No."
Local
Houston Rockets @ Memphis Grizzlies -- Fox Sports Houston, 7 PM -- The Rockets have traditionally dominated the Grizzlies, and another win here would do wonders for keeping their slim playoff hopes alive.
NBA
New York Knicks @ San Antonio Spurs -- ESPN, 7 PM -- As usual, cheer on any team that's playing the Knicks. You're cheering for Rockets draft picks!
Los Angeles Lakers @ Denver Nuggets -- ESPN, 9:30 PM -- Hmm...I wonder who they'll talk about in this game.
Tennis
Australian Open -- ESPN2, 7:30 PM (earlier matches on ESPN3.com) -- If Andy Murray is overrated in the forest, and no one hears it, is he still overrated?
NCAA Basketball
Siena Saints @ St. Peter's Peacocks -- ESPNU, 8 PM -- Mmm...Ryan Bacon.
Lipscomb Bisons @ East Tennessee St. Buccaneers -- ESPN3.com, 6 PM -- How many schools does Tennessee really need, anyway?
Wis.-Milwaukee Panthers @ Valparaiso Crusaders -- ESPN3.com, 6 PM -- Valpo is on a roll, so somebody make sure Bryce Drew is enjoying it.
Wis.-Green Bay Phoenix @ Butler Bulldogs -- ESPNU, 6 PM -- I think they call themselves the Phoenix because everyone in Wisconsin wants to feel warm during college basketball season.