"What does the future hold for us? Heh. Let's just say we have a few ideas up our sleeve".
"Um, I'd rather not get into it right now."
"All right, we don't have any ideas for the future. We got nothing. Happy?"
Houston Rockets @ Memphis Grizzlies -- Fox Sports Houston, 7 PM -- The Rockets have traditionally dominated the Grizzlies, and another win here would do wonders for keeping their slim playoff hopes alive.
New York Knicks @ San Antonio Spurs -- ESPN, 7 PM -- As usual, cheer on any team that's playing the Knicks. You're cheering for Rockets draft picks!
Los Angeles Lakers @ Denver Nuggets -- ESPN, 9:30 PM -- Hmm...I wonder who they'll talk about in this game.
Australian Open -- ESPN2, 7:30 PM (earlier matches on ESPN3.com) -- If Andy Murray is overrated in the forest, and no one hears it, is he still overrated?
Siena Saints @ St. Peter's Peacocks -- ESPNU, 8 PM -- Mmm...Ryan Bacon.
Lipscomb Bisons @ East Tennessee St. Buccaneers -- ESPN3.com, 6 PM -- How many schools does Tennessee really need, anyway?
Wis.-Milwaukee Panthers @ Valparaiso Crusaders -- ESPN3.com, 6 PM -- Valpo is on a roll, so somebody make sure Bryce Drew is enjoying it.
Wis.-Green Bay Phoenix @ Butler Bulldogs -- ESPNU, 6 PM -- I think they call themselves the Phoenix because everyone in Wisconsin wants to feel warm during college basketball season.