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What's On Television Today: January 5th, 2011

Sorry Krusty, I like it here. Mr. Johansen treats me with dignity.

Send in the clowns
Portland Trail Blazers @ Houston Rockets -- Fox Sports Houston, 7:30 PM -- Lets try this again, except this time without the sucking.
Arsenal vs. Manchester City -- ESPN2, 1:45 PM -- No truth to the rumor that Carlos Tevez is going to cry his way off the field at halftime, then change his mind and come back.
College Basketball -- Houston Cougars @ Southern Miss. Golden Eagles -- CSS, 8 PM -- The Coogs are coming off back-to-back wins, but with them being against poor competition, forgive me for being afraid of the Golden Eagles.

Those daffy, laughy clowns
Los Angeles Lakers @ Phoenix Suns -- NBA TV, 9:30 PM -- Will the Lakers struggles continue against a team that can't defend the post?
College Basketball -- Memphis Tigers @ Tennessee Volunteers -- ESPN2, 8 PM -- Memphis tries to avenge a lifetime of college football inferiority on the basketball court.
College Basketball -- UAB Blazers @ Duke Blue Devils -- ESPN2, 6 PM -- Here's a Conference USA team to pull for: the anybody but Dukes!

They're already hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wolverhampton vs. Chelsea -- Fox Soccer Channel, 1:45 PM -- I'm sorry, it's just that a bottom feeder against Chelsea isn't going to be pretty. That's all.

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