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What's On Television Today: February 14th, 2011

Lets get this straight--I don't cook, and I don't clean. This is why I have problems keeping a Valentine. But this could work out on the positive side for you, since it means you get more of these super awesome WOTT posts.

...Shut up.

Denver Nuggets @ Houston Rockets -- FS Houston, 7:30 PM -- All of last week's Carmelo Anthony jokes, much like all of last month's Carmelo Anthony jokes, still apply.
Prairie View Panthers @ Jackson St. Tigers -- ESPNU, 8 PM -- 6-18 local is still local...I guess.
Texas Southern Tigers @ Grambling St. Tigers -- Not televised, 7:30 PM -- TSU is 10-1 in conference and can continue to open up their lead if they win tonight.

San Antonio Spurs @ New Jersey Nets -- NBA TV, 6 PM -- Uh...Richard Jefferson is back to laugh at a very sad franchise. I guess that's the hook. Oh, right, and an old NBA Finals rematch that is still just as lopsided today. 

Washington Capitals @ Phoenix Coyotes -- Versus, 7 PM -- Just your regular ol' Monday Alex Ovechkin update. This time it's in the desert.

Fulham vs. Chelsea -- ESPN2, 2 PM -- America's team versus an evil billionaire's. It's straight out of a bad 90's cartoon plot.

College Basketball
West Virginia Mountaineers @ Syracuse Orange -- ESPN, 6 PM -- One of these teams has actually played a good game in the last three weeks, so of course Syracuse will win instead.
Kansas Jayhawks @ Kansas St. Wildcats -- ESPN, 8 PM -- Best team ever that isn't named Texas takes on the glare of Frank Walker.
Hampton Pirates @ N.C. A&T Aggies -- ESPNU, 6 PM -- You guys just need to relax a little bit. This game is chillwave.
Stony Brook Seawolves @ Albany, N.Y. Great Danes --, 6 PM -- Stony Brooks two highest volume shooters, Bryan Dougher and Dave Coley, are both shooting under 30.3% on two pointers this year. So that's why the offense in this game is sad, if you're asking. 

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