What to watch while you're bracing yourself for snow and the inevitable heart attacks that come from shoveling it...
NBA
Miami Heat @ Orlando Magic -- 7 PM, TNT -- I guess this is a rivalry. Sorta.
San Antonio Spurs @ Los Angeles Lakers -- 9:30 PM, TNT -- What's more incredible: Derek Fisher's shot to win that playoff game with 0.4 seconds left, or the fact that he's still playing?
Football
Bari vs. Inter -- 1:45 PM, ESPN3.com -- Sorry, I think this game will be over by the time I finish writing this. Blame the rolling blackouts.
NCAA Basketball
Gonzaga Bulldogs @ Portland Pilots -- 10 PM, ESPN2 -- Gonzaga might want to think about turning it up now, lest they become Cinderellas in the WAC tourney.
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets @ Miami Hurricanes -- 6 PM, ESPN2 -- "We can go .400 in the ACC, give us a medal."
Wofford Terriers @ Charleston Cougars -- 6 PM, ESPNU -- Two of South Carolina's finest come together to forget about defense.
Pacific Tigers @ UC Santa Barbara Gauchos -- 10:30 PM, ESPNU -- You may want to defend Orlando Johnson. Just saying.
South Dakota St. Jackrabbits @ Oral Roberts Golden Eagles -- 7 PM, ESPN3.com -- Oral Roberts may want to look into guarding the three-point line in this one: South Dakota is fourth in the nation in three-point shooting percentage.
Michigan Wolverines @ Ohio St. Buckeyes -- 6 PM, ESPN -- Jimmy, have you ever seen a team of grown men cry?
Murray St. Racers @ Tennessee St. Tigers -- 8 PM, ESPNU -- Murray is not a state, so it exists solely to counterbalance Western Kentucky.
Arizona St. Sun Devils @ California Golden Bears -- 10 PM, FS Houston -- Where have you gone, Ike Diogu? A lonely university turns it's eyes to you.
Notre Dame Fighting Irish @ DePaul Blue Demons -- 8 PM, ESPN2 -- Tonight's test for the Irish: a team that is 0-8 in conference play. Rough!
Binghamton Bearcats @ Md.-Baltimore County Retrievers -- 6:30 PM, ESPN3.com -- 3-19! 6-16! It's the NCAA on your local station!
Tennessee Volunteers @ Auburn Tigers -- 8 PM, ESPN -- It's always great when TV contracts conspire to get an 8-13 team on national TV.