SB Nation Studios has a mock draft below that's likely as accurate as any other headed into Thursday's 2012 NBA Draft, but a hell of a lot more entertaining. You can't turn down size and power, and that's going to make Bowser a very rich man... or turtle/lizard/dragon, whatever:
The Rockets would do well to package their mid-round picks and get Seamus from Metroid off the board as soon as possible. She's fast, has shown endurance and is really, really good in transition, because she can turn into a ball.
For more on the 2012 NBA Draft, check out SB Nation's NBA page.
