And they say:â†µ
Astros def. Los Angeles Dodgers, 4-2â†µ
After nearly two full decades of last-place finishes, the Astros use a lineup and rotation comprised entirely of No. 1 overall draft picks to beat their onetime division rival and capture the first World Series title in franchise history. Following the series, Dodgers owner Lindsay Lohan and veteran ace Clayton Kershaw acknowledge a longtime romance and elope to Cabo San Lucas.
Hopefully we will not have to wait 17 more years for a first World Series win, but who knows?