At least, as far as file photos go.
↵You see, ESPN recently added some new file photos to it's player profile pages. Some of them are fun. Some of them are goofy. Some of them look downright ridiculous. And then, there's Astros first baseman Brett Wallace, who managed to bear a striking resemblance to Marla Hooch from A League Of Their Own. Where's Weems compiled a Top 25 of the goofy new photos and Wallace took the cake as the most awkward photo of them all:
↵↵↵Brett's the loser because he's the winner. Brett, we suggest you take a year off, regroup, and come back in 2012 with a new pose. The "Marla Hooch" isn't working for you.
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Wallace is just a naturally goofy looking man. Nothing wrong with that. As long as he hits, anyway.
↵Besides, I think we can all agree that the Travis Snider pedophile face is much more awkward. Wallace's face is goofy, Snider's is just creepy.
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