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Cardinals Interested In Roy Oswalt, Killing Astros Fans' Dreams

Okay, St. Louis. We give up.

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You took Lance Berkman from us and then won the World Series.

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Just don't take Roy. He's all we have left. We're moving to the American League soon, we lost Hunter Pence and Michael Bourn. Do you have to rub it in more? Do you want to hire Craig Biggio as a bench coach? Get Mike Scott to throw out your first pitch every game?

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Won't you think of the children??

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What's worse, it sounds like you want to use Roy as a reliever. What's even worse than that, you want him in a non-closing relief role. At least give us some diginity. You're just toying with our emotions now...

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I don't even have the strength to muster a dislike for you right now. I'm completely defeated. You win. Just don't take Roy. That's all ask. Leave him to the Yankees, Red Sox or some other team...oh, wait...that'd be just as bad.

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Crap.

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