That headline makes me want to puke, but let's be real: this year's Houston Rockets squad isn't exactly built for video games like NBA 2K11. They just aren't. Kyle Lowry and Luis Scola were never made to dominate on an Xbox.
Anyways, thanks to SB Nation Atlanta's Jason Kirk, we've got ahold of each one of the team rankings, including the Rockets': 17th overall. Take a look at the rankings, posted below.
| Team | Overall | Offense | Defense |
| Blazers | 14th | 21st | 14th |
| Bobcats | 16th | 26th | 10th |
| Bucks | 11th | 18th | 9th |
| Bulls | 4th | 22nd | 3rd |
| Cavs | 22nd | 29th | 15th |
| Celtics | 6th | 7th | 5th |
| Clippers | 28th | 23rd | 26th |
| Grizzlies | 15th | 10th | 21st |
| Hawks | 12th | 8th | 13th |
| Heat | 2nd | 2nd | 4th |
| Hornets | 20th | 12th | 27th |
| Jazz | 10th | 5th | 12th |
| Kings | 21st | 19th | 23rd |
| Knicks | 13th | 6th | 18th |
| Lakers | 1st | 3rd | 1st |
| Magic | 3rd | 4th | 2nd |
| Mavs | 8th | 14th | 8th |
| Nets | 25th | 27th | 24th |
| Nuggets | 7th | 1st | 11th |
| Pacers | 26th | 24th | 20th |
| Pistons | 27th | 25th | 22nd |
| Raptors | 30th | 28th | 29th |
| Rockets | 17th | 9th | 17th |
| Sixers | 19th | 15th | 16th |
| Spurs | 9th | 16th | 7th |
| Suns | 23rd | 13th | 28th |
| Thunder | 5th | 17th | 6th |
| Timberwolves | 29th | 30th | 30th |
| Warriors | 18th | 11th | 25th |
| Wizards | 24th | 20th | 19th |