Courtesy of @bubbaprog, here is Mike Stoops making Gary Kubiak's end-of-half clock management blush:
HERP DERP
Armed Forces Bowl: SMU Mustangs vs. Army Black Knights -- 11 AM, ESPN -- Sippin on Kyle Padron.
Holiday Bowl: Washington Huskies vs. Nebraska Cornhuskers -- 9 PM, ESPN -- Your chance to watch Jake Locker's draft stock go all the way down to the second round on national television. Again.
San Antonio Spurs @ Dallas Mavericks -- 8:30 PM, TNT -- Will Dirk Nowitzki play? Will Dallas continue to play second fiddle to the Spurs?
DERP
Music City Bowl: Tennessee Volunteers vs. North Carolina Tar Heels -- 5:40 PM, ESPN -- If any of these guys act thuggish, they should fit right in with the scenery at LP Field.
New York Knicks @ Orlando Magic -- 6 PM, TNT -- Too bad this game isn't on ESPN, because then they could call this a rivalry.
Rob Schneider is...The Stapler!
Pinstripe Bowl: Kansas St. Wildcats vs. Syracuse Orange -- 2:20 PM, ESPN -- Ah, the prestige of the Pinstripe Bowl. It can't be matched!