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PHOTO: Texas A&M T-Shirt Aces The SEC Petty Bullying Entrance Exam

COME ON GUYS, THEY'RE NEW HERE AND EVERYONE KNOWS MAPS SUCK, THAT'S WHY TEXAS IS SO BIG AND GATHERED ENTIRELY IN ONE CORNER:

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Sure, this official A&M t-shirt forgot to include fellow refugee Missouri (CUZ THEYRE B1G SPIES, Y'ALL) and unnecessarily included the state of North Carolina, but that was only to show how odd a fit Kentucky really is in football's "Game Of Thrones." We like that kind of smarmy bullying, especially for a new fish.

Rather than make curt remarks about the misuse of the Carolinas, SEC fans should applaud this shirt's subtle nod at the brutal Floridian culture war, as the derpy-do bravado text covers up South Florida, which is neither Southern nor SEC-ian, but bitterly tolerated as a Swiss-style neutral zone for farming defensive backs.

Color maps of all kinds and talk a little Aggie realignment at I Am The 12th Man and SB Nation's college football page.

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